zephyrofgod: (cthulhu)
Okay, so I don't have a good Star Wars-related icon. You'll just have to take Cthulhu instead.

Quotes from our Star Wars game.

cut to save your flist. )
zephyrofgod: (cthulhu)
Okay, so I don't have a good Star Wars-related icon. You'll just have to take Cthulhu instead.

Quotes from our Star Wars game.

cut to save your flist. )
zephyrofgod: (Diceage(watersugar))
Well, since I didn't go to Lilies, [livejournal.com profile] corros had planned to go do Free RPG Day over the weekend in Warrensburg. Why Warrensburg? Well, our local gaming shop/movie rental palace didn't think it profitable, and Warrensburg was the closest to us. We (he, Anti, and I) all stayed at the Christian Campus House just a tad off campus, and hung out with [livejournal.com profile] corros' brother. And found out that my world keeps getting smaller. And that I know too many people. To be fair, we did pass Smithville Lake, and I did threaten to shout "CALONTIR!" out the window as we did pass by.

Anyway. So, the day of the event, we walked over to Pine Street (probably a bad idea for my hip, as it's killing me today, and I'm now completely out of lidocaine patches), checked out the store, and I oohed and aahed over dice. Anti bought me a set of polyhedral solid copper dice (sorry, [livejournal.com profile] lost_in_mowhere, you'll have to get your own), but I told him no more, as we do have to move in a few weeks. But no, I'm not going to turn down dice. Especially ones that I've been drooling over for years.

Warrensburg is an interesting little place. It also has one of the biggest antique malls I've ever seen. Those Were the Days is one of those places that you could get lost for hours...and not mind. I even found rare styles of Doc Martens (blue and green) for just over $50, and had I not given Anti the speech about spending money, I would have been all over those. No lie. $50 brand new Docs? In rare style? Yes, please.

Then we went back to the bigger gaming store in Warrensburg, then, discovered a second one not far from the antique mall. There are very visible differences between the two, and I think one could stand to learn lessons from the other.

I had fun, and it was good to get out and see things.

Now, to figure out Raid or Trade logistics.

And what Jib is plotting.

[livejournal.com profile] purplellamaboi: So...what are your heraldic colors?
[livejournal.com profile] purplellamaboi: *waits*
[livejournal.com profile] purplellamaboi: <==== plotting, you know
Me: Lord.
Me: Silver, blue, and not sure on the last one.
[livejournal.com profile] purplellamaboi: So blue and white...good, good....I can handle that.
[livejournal.com profile] purplellamaboi: :D
Me: Of course.
Me: And, if I can, something with a gryphon.
Me: Or a lioness.
[livejournal.com profile] purplellamaboi: Hrm....

There are always evil plots as far as my Brother is concerned, no lie.
zephyrofgod: (Diceage(watersugar))
Well, since I didn't go to Lilies, [livejournal.com profile] corros had planned to go do Free RPG Day over the weekend in Warrensburg. Why Warrensburg? Well, our local gaming shop/movie rental palace didn't think it profitable, and Warrensburg was the closest to us. We (he, Anti, and I) all stayed at the Christian Campus House just a tad off campus, and hung out with [livejournal.com profile] corros' brother. And found out that my world keeps getting smaller. And that I know too many people. To be fair, we did pass Smithville Lake, and I did threaten to shout "CALONTIR!" out the window as we did pass by.

Anyway. So, the day of the event, we walked over to Pine Street (probably a bad idea for my hip, as it's killing me today, and I'm now completely out of lidocaine patches), checked out the store, and I oohed and aahed over dice. Anti bought me a set of polyhedral solid copper dice (sorry, [livejournal.com profile] lost_in_mowhere, you'll have to get your own), but I told him no more, as we do have to move in a few weeks. But no, I'm not going to turn down dice. Especially ones that I've been drooling over for years.

Warrensburg is an interesting little place. It also has one of the biggest antique malls I've ever seen. Those Were the Days is one of those places that you could get lost for hours...and not mind. I even found rare styles of Doc Martens (blue and green) for just over $50, and had I not given Anti the speech about spending money, I would have been all over those. No lie. $50 brand new Docs? In rare style? Yes, please.

Then we went back to the bigger gaming store in Warrensburg, then, discovered a second one not far from the antique mall. There are very visible differences between the two, and I think one could stand to learn lessons from the other.

I had fun, and it was good to get out and see things.

Now, to figure out Raid or Trade logistics.

And what Jib is plotting.

[livejournal.com profile] purplellamaboi: So...what are your heraldic colors?
[livejournal.com profile] purplellamaboi: *waits*
[livejournal.com profile] purplellamaboi: <==== plotting, you know
Me: Lord.
Me: Silver, blue, and not sure on the last one.
[livejournal.com profile] purplellamaboi: So blue and white...good, good....I can handle that.
[livejournal.com profile] purplellamaboi: :D
Me: Of course.
Me: And, if I can, something with a gryphon.
Me: Or a lioness.
[livejournal.com profile] purplellamaboi: Hrm....

There are always evil plots as far as my Brother is concerned, no lie.
zephyrofgod: (cthulhu)
We finally killed Dragotha in the Age of Worms adventure path. Yay! That being said, we didn't have too many quotes from this game (there was a lot of degeneration down the path of Beavis and Butthead, but what game doesn't have this?), but I've got the funniest ones, in my very humble opinion. One of the cohorts was reincarnated into a girl fairy from a boy halfling or something like that. I don't remember. But it was funny. So are these quotes. Go read.

Cast this week:
The DM
The Gnome (who shall so forth be known as Blessed Virgin Gnome)
The Bender
The Kobold
The Dragonborn
The Elemental Savant Halfling
The Formerly-Halfling Rogue, now Bugbear Rogue

----------------------

“Yay! Splatter-happy fun time!” Bender

“Heh-heh-heh. You fisted it.” Kobold

“We can reincarcerate it later.” Kobold

“I'm going off to the Sherlock Holmes Holodeck now.” Bugbear

“It's pee-pee time.” Bender
zephyrofgod: (cthulhu)
We finally killed Dragotha in the Age of Worms adventure path. Yay! That being said, we didn't have too many quotes from this game (there was a lot of degeneration down the path of Beavis and Butthead, but what game doesn't have this?), but I've got the funniest ones, in my very humble opinion. One of the cohorts was reincarnated into a girl fairy from a boy halfling or something like that. I don't remember. But it was funny. So are these quotes. Go read.

Cast this week:
The DM
The Gnome (who shall so forth be known as Blessed Virgin Gnome)
The Bender
The Kobold
The Dragonborn
The Elemental Savant Halfling
The Formerly-Halfling Rogue, now Bugbear Rogue

----------------------

“Yay! Splatter-happy fun time!” Bender

“Heh-heh-heh. You fisted it.” Kobold

“We can reincarcerate it later.” Kobold

“I'm going off to the Sherlock Holmes Holodeck now.” Bugbear

“It's pee-pee time.” Bender
zephyrofgod: (Diceage(watersugar))
We started off in the Worm Crawl Fissure (yes, we're still on the Age of Worms), and a fight with a lich and his Prismatic Spray sent the pyroclastic chaotic Barbarian to Mechanus, where he ended up racking up a debt because of the mess he was causing. So, the party ended up cleaning up a Mordron* mess for Mechanus to avoid paying the fines, and that's where we stopped.

*(Rogue Mordron Secundus, a leftover from the Tenebrous incident from Planescape.)

The Cast
DM
The Gnome
The Kobold
The Dragonborn
The Bender
The Halfing Rogue

"Vista is like having a blonde as a secretary, it’s really pretty, but too dumb to do anything."(DM)
"And Linux is like banging a fat chick." (Bender)

"I like being fingered, but enough is enough." (Gnome, after managing to resist a couple Finger of Death Spells.)

"The best way to run away from a displacer beast is to run right where you last saw it." (Kobold)

Bender starts playing music as battle begins, specifically the cave battle music from Final Fantasy 1 (any errors in game numeration are the dragonborn’s fault.)

"It’s a warforged they run Linux anyway." (Bender)
"Don’t you mean Fortran?" (Dragonborn)
"At least it’s not Cobol." (Gnome)

"He hit him so hard his grandchildren roll over and die." (DM)
"The joke's on you! I’ll never have grandchildren, because I’m dead!!!" (Halfing)

"But would he be a gay bugbear?" (Gnome)

"It’s called cock waving." (Bender)
"You don’t have a cock to wave." (Gnome)
"I know, I’m Scottish." (Bender)

"No fewer than seven chests of different sizes." (DM)
"I call the double Ds!" (Kobold)

Refer to [livejournal.com profile] lost_in_mowhere’s post: Our Halfling Rogue goes nuts. And while nuts he is more effective at combat than he normally is. So he debates staying that way and suggests that he be tied up and unleashed when combat begins which causes the DM to jokingly invent and
suggest the following item:

Straightjacket of escaping: +15
circumstance bonus to escape artist


This became real as soon as the Halfling Rogue was healed back to sanity, although at this point I think he had become a Bugbear.

On the ever-full purse: "We can hire some Korean to farm gold for us." Bender (I think, or maybe the paladin, once again blame me [the dragonborn] and not the gnome. I forgot to jot down who said this.)

After 10 minutes of the Modron battle, Bender says "Let me translate: The Cake is a lie."
zephyrofgod: (Diceage(watersugar))
We started off in the Worm Crawl Fissure (yes, we're still on the Age of Worms), and a fight with a lich and his Prismatic Spray sent the pyroclastic chaotic Barbarian to Mechanus, where he ended up racking up a debt because of the mess he was causing. So, the party ended up cleaning up a Mordron* mess for Mechanus to avoid paying the fines, and that's where we stopped.

*(Rogue Mordron Secundus, a leftover from the Tenebrous incident from Planescape.)

The Cast
DM
The Gnome
The Kobold
The Dragonborn
The Bender
The Halfing Rogue

"Vista is like having a blonde as a secretary, it’s really pretty, but too dumb to do anything."(DM)
"And Linux is like banging a fat chick." (Bender)

"I like being fingered, but enough is enough." (Gnome, after managing to resist a couple Finger of Death Spells.)

"The best way to run away from a displacer beast is to run right where you last saw it." (Kobold)

Bender starts playing music as battle begins, specifically the cave battle music from Final Fantasy 1 (any errors in game numeration are the dragonborn’s fault.)

"It’s a warforged they run Linux anyway." (Bender)
"Don’t you mean Fortran?" (Dragonborn)
"At least it’s not Cobol." (Gnome)

"He hit him so hard his grandchildren roll over and die." (DM)
"The joke's on you! I’ll never have grandchildren, because I’m dead!!!" (Halfing)

"But would he be a gay bugbear?" (Gnome)

"It’s called cock waving." (Bender)
"You don’t have a cock to wave." (Gnome)
"I know, I’m Scottish." (Bender)

"No fewer than seven chests of different sizes." (DM)
"I call the double Ds!" (Kobold)

Refer to [livejournal.com profile] lost_in_mowhere’s post: Our Halfling Rogue goes nuts. And while nuts he is more effective at combat than he normally is. So he debates staying that way and suggests that he be tied up and unleashed when combat begins which causes the DM to jokingly invent and
suggest the following item:

Straightjacket of escaping: +15
circumstance bonus to escape artist


This became real as soon as the Halfling Rogue was healed back to sanity, although at this point I think he had become a Bugbear.

On the ever-full purse: "We can hire some Korean to farm gold for us." Bender (I think, or maybe the paladin, once again blame me [the dragonborn] and not the gnome. I forgot to jot down who said this.)

After 10 minutes of the Modron battle, Bender says "Let me translate: The Cake is a lie."
zephyrofgod: (Geek button)
Game Quotes – November 10th, 2007

Still on Age of Worms Adventure path. Some fairly good nuggets here, but it was a quieter game than normal.

Cast
Elemental Savant
Dragonborn
Thrikreen
Half-Drow
Bender
Gnome
Kobold

Not as funny, but still some good quotes. )

Crossposted to [livejournal.com profile] rpgquotes.
zephyrofgod: (Geek button)
Game Quotes – November 10th, 2007

Still on Age of Worms Adventure path. Some fairly good nuggets here, but it was a quieter game than normal.

Cast
Elemental Savant
Dragonborn
Thrikreen
Half-Drow
Bender
Gnome
Kobold

Not as funny, but still some good quotes. )

Crossposted to [livejournal.com profile] rpgquotes.
zephyrofgod: (Diceage(watersugar))
And yet another entertaining bunch of quotes from game last night. What compounded it was our Bender was LARPing getting drunk...again, so you'll see a lot of quotes from the Bender. Additionally, my lesbian gnome is now pregnant (all because the DM has a sick sense of humour, and because the gnome made called shots with her hand crossbow into a titan's testicle...all in the name of SNEAK ATTACK! So, she's pregnant with a half-titan, half-whisper gnome. What is the world coming to?)

The cast this week:
The DM (what else...DM!)
The silver dragon kobold Vassal of Bahamut (Kobold)
The lesbian whisper gnome rogue (Gnome)
The dragonborn goblin cleric of Lathander and Tamara (Dragonborn)
The warforged drunken master (Bender)

And without further ado... )

And there we have it, folks. You have fun with it.

Crossposted to [livejournal.com profile] rpgquotes.
zephyrofgod: (Diceage(watersugar))
And yet another entertaining bunch of quotes from game last night. What compounded it was our Bender was LARPing getting drunk...again, so you'll see a lot of quotes from the Bender. Additionally, my lesbian gnome is now pregnant (all because the DM has a sick sense of humour, and because the gnome made called shots with her hand crossbow into a titan's testicle...all in the name of SNEAK ATTACK! So, she's pregnant with a half-titan, half-whisper gnome. What is the world coming to?)

The cast this week:
The DM (what else...DM!)
The silver dragon kobold Vassal of Bahamut (Kobold)
The lesbian whisper gnome rogue (Gnome)
The dragonborn goblin cleric of Lathander and Tamara (Dragonborn)
The warforged drunken master (Bender)

And without further ado... )

And there we have it, folks. You have fun with it.

Crossposted to [livejournal.com profile] rpgquotes.

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