zephyrofgod: (mischief)
how in the name of little green apples do you pronounce this?
don't ask me. I study Polish names, but can't pronounce them
YAHD-vee-gah unpronounceable summatPolishname.

So an extra 'n' gets you a divorce?
wow if that was all it took..

What? You don't get a blow-up crown?

My goal when pronouncing French is to make Bruni twitch.

Yeah, see how smug y'all are at the next Gaelic name
Gaelic all sounds like sneezes anyway. And that's the way they're written - as if somebody sneezed on the paper.

pony!
pony?
pony.
ermehgerd perney.
pwny?

Is "Alys get your keys" like "Annie get your gun"?

type faster Pellycan!

Although the SCA _does_ exist in that series of books, so their CoA probably _would_ have to protect that name... :)

(is this like that story about the vaguely squarish man in early Tudor garb who wasn't good enough to be a Tuchux?)

Reading the entrails of pixie dust says that 'vom' is closer to what the submitter wants.

don't make me stop this procession Gise

This letter is by way of making up for Good Lord, Jedi Knight and Rat Bastard

I shudder to think that anyone would call a Gaelic name 'nice'.

let's begin with a low grade Misty Mountain and progress in measured doses from there.

new CL item: "From Pelican: Norse quota filled"
Can you announce the Gaelic quota first, please?

hey! who's driving? She's been drinking! :-P
behold Lillia's ultimate power!
now she can kick any misbehaving yahoos

oh look another Byzantine name. Wonder if the submitter knows certain people in Calontir. :-)

y connection? because connection

C is for Caid, that's good enough for you?

"...despair, heartbreak, and tragic loss: this LoI is from Calontir."

This is why people hate Gaelic.

"Submissions heralds, report for summary punishment" or something like that.
'summary punishment' sounds exciting to watch
you missed the punishment
punishment wasn't summarized properly

_Trimaris_
Do I *have* to?
I try not to think about Trimaris, really...
I don't want to go to Trimaris...
What are we waiting for? Punishments? Punishing?
Violence?
Meridies?
Yup, Meridies

I like _requesta_
rimes with margarita
and you can say requesta with accompanying jazz hands

but if Gandalf did it, it must be period

She arrives at the table to ask for us to register the byname "the half-naked Frisian"
Her documentation was her AoA scroll, in which the scribe calls her "B____ the half-naked Frisian"

Submitter starts the consult with "So before I joined the SCA I went to my psychic and had her do a past life regression. I was a Celtic wisewoman in 6th century Ireland whose name began with C and had 5 letters. Can do you that form me?"
zephyrofgod: (mischief)
...don't blame me.

Blame the history teachers.

zephyrofgod: (mischief)
...don't blame me.

Blame the history teachers.

zephyrofgod: (mischief)
Half-tempted to do a history of Calontir...filked to the tune of The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.

(don’t beat me!)
zephyrofgod: (mischief)
Half-tempted to do a history of Calontir...filked to the tune of The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.

(don’t beat me!)
zephyrofgod: (mischief)
Remind me to never flip off a comment that could actually give someone a bad idea.

This is why.

(10:37:51 AM) zephyrofgod: Just as long as the baronies don't fight over who gets me, I'm fine. :P
(10:41:26 AM) zephyrofgod: But anyway.
(10:42:33 AM) Cathus: Last I heard they were going to do a double-elim tourney among the baronial champions to decide who gets you. I know there was some discussion about allowing the shires and colleges to "hire" champions as well.
(10:43:14 AM) Cathus: TRMs champions are not allowed to participate, because they already have you
(10:43:56 AM) zephyrofgod: ...ow.
(10:44:11 AM) zephyrofgod: That hurts my head.
tourney-planning for dummies )
(10:55:31 AM) Cathus: The tourney for snort-inducement of Constantia
(10:55:49 AM) zephyrofgod: And you know, every damn person who knows me would be lined up to compete.
zephyrofgod: (mischief)
Remind me to never flip off a comment that could actually give someone a bad idea.

This is why.

(10:37:51 AM) zephyrofgod: Just as long as the baronies don't fight over who gets me, I'm fine. :P
(10:41:26 AM) zephyrofgod: But anyway.
(10:42:33 AM) Cathus: Last I heard they were going to do a double-elim tourney among the baronial champions to decide who gets you. I know there was some discussion about allowing the shires and colleges to "hire" champions as well.
(10:43:14 AM) Cathus: TRMs champions are not allowed to participate, because they already have you
(10:43:56 AM) zephyrofgod: ...ow.
(10:44:11 AM) zephyrofgod: That hurts my head.
tourney-planning for dummies )
(10:55:31 AM) Cathus: The tourney for snort-inducement of Constantia
(10:55:49 AM) zephyrofgod: And you know, every damn person who knows me would be lined up to compete.
zephyrofgod: (SCA)
Jib is a great Brother.

He even gave me a new nickname.

Lady Brat-child.

You can now return to your regularly scheduled evening. Day. Whatever.
zephyrofgod: (SCA)
Jib is a great Brother.

He even gave me a new nickname.

Lady Brat-child.

You can now return to your regularly scheduled evening. Day. Whatever.
zephyrofgod: (Default)
You'd think by now I'd learn to avoid the traps when talking to Jibra'il. I've been friends with him for almost six years. Apparently, I can't.

Example.

This morning he called me a Pictsie. And threatened to dunk me in woad.

Went through my day.

Showed him a set of fairy wings I want. Like, I have major grabby hands for. MAJOR grabby hands. (if you want to get together and get a pair for me, clear with copper veins. :P I would seriously love you, my flist, forever.)

This is what I got from him.

me: So.
me: I have a major case of grabby hands.
me: http://fancyfairy.com/titaniawings.html
him: *slaps hands* No.
me: But!
me: Christmas.
me: And I wants 'em.
him: *slaps hands* No.
me: :(
me: I'll pout.
him: *slaps hands*
him: No.
me: YES!
him: -.- that is
me: I promise I won't wear them with garb.
him:: OK.
him: Only for the RenFaire.
him: And around the house.
me: Not even then.
me: House, maybe.
him: *LOL*
me: Shoots with Ruaidhri, yes.
him: *LOL*
me: But not with garb.
him: Wait...this goes with the whole Pictsie comment from this morning.
him: *dips in woad*
me: Dammit.
me: -.-
him: <=== was right!
him: HA!
me: You're mean.
him: *evils*
me: I am -so- blogging this.
him: And I love how you soooo set yourself up for this too.
me: Hush.
him: *pokes*
me: -.-
me: Grr.
him: You'd think after how many years of talking to me you'd have figured out how to avoid the traps... ;)

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Silly brother.

I need to learn much better. Or not forget so easily.
zephyrofgod: (Default)
You'd think by now I'd learn to avoid the traps when talking to Jibra'il. I've been friends with him for almost six years. Apparently, I can't.

Example.

This morning he called me a Pictsie. And threatened to dunk me in woad.

Went through my day.

Showed him a set of fairy wings I want. Like, I have major grabby hands for. MAJOR grabby hands. (if you want to get together and get a pair for me, clear with copper veins. :P I would seriously love you, my flist, forever.)

This is what I got from him.

me: So.
me: I have a major case of grabby hands.
me: http://fancyfairy.com/titaniawings.html
him: *slaps hands* No.
me: But!
me: Christmas.
me: And I wants 'em.
him: *slaps hands* No.
me: :(
me: I'll pout.
him: *slaps hands*
him: No.
me: YES!
him: -.- that is
me: I promise I won't wear them with garb.
him:: OK.
him: Only for the RenFaire.
him: And around the house.
me: Not even then.
me: House, maybe.
him: *LOL*
me: Shoots with Ruaidhri, yes.
him: *LOL*
me: But not with garb.
him: Wait...this goes with the whole Pictsie comment from this morning.
him: *dips in woad*
me: Dammit.
me: -.-
him: <=== was right!
him: HA!
me: You're mean.
him: *evils*
me: I am -so- blogging this.
him: And I love how you soooo set yourself up for this too.
me: Hush.
him: *pokes*
me: -.-
me: Grr.
him: You'd think after how many years of talking to me you'd have figured out how to avoid the traps... ;)

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Silly brother.

I need to learn much better. Or not forget so easily.
zephyrofgod: (SCA)

Your result for The hardcore SCA Test...

The Lord or Lady

You scored 37% hardcore SCA!

You really enjoy the SCA and like to go to events when you can. However it doesn't take over you life or anything. You've probably got an AOA or will have one soon. Sometimes folks wonder where you've been when you make it back to a meeting or event.

Take The hardcore SCA Test at HelloQuizzy



No, Jib, you cannot use this against me, dammit.
zephyrofgod: (SCA)

Your result for The hardcore SCA Test...

The Lord or Lady

You scored 37% hardcore SCA!

You really enjoy the SCA and like to go to events when you can. However it doesn't take over you life or anything. You've probably got an AOA or will have one soon. Sometimes folks wonder where you've been when you make it back to a meeting or event.

Take The hardcore SCA Test at HelloQuizzy



No, Jib, you cannot use this against me, dammit.
zephyrofgod: (Diceage(watersugar))

P1050845
Originally uploaded by constantiak
Game was crazy, but not as crazy as it has been in past weeks.

Quotes await. )
zephyrofgod: (Diceage(watersugar))

P1050845
Originally uploaded by constantiak
Game was crazy, but not as crazy as it has been in past weeks.

Quotes await. )
zephyrofgod: (Geek button)
Yes, more game quotes. We've been more prolific as of late, but, due to my crappy records, I'm sure I'm mixing weeks around. It's still funny, though.

The cast this week:
Blessed Virgin Gnome, post-partum.
The Kobold Paladin
The Bugbear Rogue
The Dragonbron Cleric
The Bender
The DM
-1 SAN per quote )
zephyrofgod: (Geek button)
Yes, more game quotes. We've been more prolific as of late, but, due to my crappy records, I'm sure I'm mixing weeks around. It's still funny, though.

The cast this week:
Blessed Virgin Gnome, post-partum.
The Kobold Paladin
The Bugbear Rogue
The Dragonbron Cleric
The Bender
The DM
-1 SAN per quote )
zephyrofgod: (Default)
Well, we got back to do more game. It's been a month, but between the DM and I being sick, we have a fairly valid excuse. It was also the DM's impromptu birthday party, complete with a red velvet cake decorated to look like a weighted companion cube from Portal. I didn't take photos, so...you'll just have to trust me. Game basically consisted of the party going through Lashonna's lair. Kyuss worms are not fun to tangle with. Especially ones that eat your trapbait.

The cast this week:
The DM
The Bender
The Kobold
The Dragonborn
Blessed Virgin Gnome
seriously, what the hell is wrong with us? )
zephyrofgod: (Default)
Well, we got back to do more game. It's been a month, but between the DM and I being sick, we have a fairly valid excuse. It was also the DM's impromptu birthday party, complete with a red velvet cake decorated to look like a weighted companion cube from Portal. I didn't take photos, so...you'll just have to trust me. Game basically consisted of the party going through Lashonna's lair. Kyuss worms are not fun to tangle with. Especially ones that eat your trapbait.

The cast this week:
The DM
The Bender
The Kobold
The Dragonborn
Blessed Virgin Gnome
seriously, what the hell is wrong with us? )
zephyrofgod: (cthulhu)
Well, after killing Dragotha, we're off to go kill more baddies.

Granted, this is from three weeks ago, but I've been sick. Gimme some slack.

This week's cast.
The DM
The Bender
The Dragonborn
The Kobold
The Bugbear
Blessed Virgin Gnome

"Stop teabagging the bard, dammit!" - Gnome

"Oh, you're Smokey the Bugbear!" - Gnome

"So, a vampire and his Kyuss-spawn buddies were sittin' in a bar..." - Gnome

"I can write some salvation IOUs..." - Bugbear, on starting his new religion.

"I'm an airplane!" - Bugbear

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