Are you currently in a serious relationship? I don't take anything seriously.
What was your dream growing up? That I would not look like I do now.
What talent do you wish you had? Limitless snappy comebacks.
If I bought you a drink what would it be? Free.
Favorite vegetable? Karen Ann Quinlen
What was the last book you read? The Last? God, had I known it would be the last, I would have read taken notes or something.
What zodiac sign are you? Last Gas 'till Alpha Centari.
Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where. A tattoo at Edinburgh Scotland. Piercing? Will a steely gaze suffice?
Worst Habit? The one with the worn out knees. It's faded gray and the white parts need to be bleached. I should just buy a new one.
If you saw me walking down the street, would you offer me a ride? Why? Are you a cop? If I ask, you have to tell me!
What is your favorite sport? Being evasive.
Do you have a pessimistic or optimistic attitude? A pessimist sees the glass as half empty. An optimist sees the glass as half full. I see a glass designed twice as big as it needs to be.
What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me? Blame you for another fine mess you got us into.
Worst thing to ever happen to you? Wow, I'd forgotten all about that until now. Thanks for bring that little bit of history back. You wouldn't happened to have Dr. Phil's e-mail addy on you, do you?
Tell me one weird fact about you. I saw James Baker III in a short, silk bathrobe in a hotel room and 3 am.
Do you have any pets? I'll check my pockets. Oh, there seems to be one.
What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly? With or without tequila?
What was your first impression of me? I wore a dress and brandished a naginata and shouted, "I'm Zephyrofgod!" It wasn't very good. Now one got the joke.
Do you think clowns are cute or scary? Depends if they are running the White House or not.
If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be? I would include Infra-red and Ultra-violet.
Would you be my crime partner or my conscience? Depends on my cut.
What color eyes do you have? Is bloodshot a color?
Ever been arrested? There has never been enough cops.
White or red wine? It all depends upon your appetite. I'll meet you anytime you want, at our Italian restaurant.
If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it? Pay yesterday's bar tab.
What's your favorite place to hang at? A grove of rather short trees.
Do you believe in ghosts? I don't think they are any more trust worthy than out ghosts.
Favorite thing to do in your spare time? I do Scrimshaw on biker whales.
Do you swear a lot? By Neberou's gigantic drippy cock, No!
Biggest pet peeve? Cuddles. He's six feet at the shoulder and likes to drool on your head. Saves me a fortune on styling gel.
In one word, how would you describe yourself? Assiduous.
Do you believe/appreciate romance? Hey, whatever will get me laid.
You asked for it.
I don't take anything seriously.
What was your dream growing up?
That I would not look like I do now.
What talent do you wish you had?
Limitless snappy comebacks.
If I bought you a drink what would it be?
Free.
Favorite vegetable?
Karen Ann Quinlen
What was the last book you read?
The Last? God, had I known it would be the last, I would have read taken notes or something.
What zodiac sign are you?
Last Gas 'till Alpha Centari.
Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
A tattoo at Edinburgh Scotland. Piercing? Will a steely gaze suffice?
Worst Habit?
The one with the worn out knees. It's faded gray and the white parts need to be bleached. I should just buy a new one.
If you saw me walking down the street, would you offer me a ride?
Why? Are you a cop? If I ask, you have to tell me!
What is your favorite sport?
Being evasive.
Do you have a pessimistic or optimistic attitude?
A pessimist sees the glass as half empty. An optimist sees the glass as half full. I see a glass designed twice as big as it needs to be.
What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
Blame you for another fine mess you got us into.
Worst thing to ever happen to you?
Wow, I'd forgotten all about that until now. Thanks for bring that little bit of history back. You wouldn't happened to have Dr. Phil's e-mail addy on you, do you?
Tell me one weird fact about you.
I saw James Baker III in a short, silk bathrobe in a hotel room and 3 am.
Do you have any pets?
I'll check my pockets. Oh, there seems to be one.
What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
With or without tequila?
What was your first impression of me?
I wore a dress and brandished a naginata and shouted, "I'm Zephyrofgod!" It wasn't very good. Now one got the joke.
Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
Depends if they are running the White House or not.
If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
I would include Infra-red and Ultra-violet.
Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
Depends on my cut.
What color eyes do you have?
Is bloodshot a color?
Ever been arrested?
There has never been enough cops.
White or red wine?
It all depends upon your appetite. I'll meet you anytime you want, at our Italian restaurant.
If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
Pay yesterday's bar tab.
What's your favorite place to hang at?
A grove of rather short trees.
Do you believe in ghosts?
I don't think they are any more trust worthy than out ghosts.
Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
I do Scrimshaw on biker whales.
Do you swear a lot?
By Neberou's gigantic drippy cock, No!
Biggest pet peeve?
Cuddles. He's six feet at the shoulder and likes to drool on your head. Saves me a fortune on styling gel.
In one word, how would you describe yourself?
Assiduous.
Do you believe/appreciate romance?
Hey, whatever will get me laid.
Do you believe in God?
Which one?