Oh, yes. Quite serious. We put on monocles and fake British accents before we kiss. The whole nine.
-- What was your dream growing up?
It had something to go with clowns and a shark in the swimming pool at the YMCA. I think that maybe the shark WAS a clown, actually, now that I think about it. Creeped me the hell out.
-- What talent do you wish you had?
It's probably not really a "talent", technically, but I'd sure like to be Good Will Hunting.
-- If I bought you a drink what would it be?
Free. For me, anyway. But as long as we were at my bar, it would be pretty cheap for you - four bucks, and I'd have a Corona, a Coke and a chilled shot of Absolut.
-- Favorite vegetable?
I'm insulted by the very idea that anyone could have a "favorite" of something so unsavory. Geh. It's like, "what's your favorite way to get punched in the face?" They ALL suck.
-- What was the last book you read?
Snow Crash, by Neal Stephenson. I read it once a year.
-- What zodiac sign are you?
Libra, year of the Monkey
-- Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
Oh, dear god, yes. I used to work at a tattoo parlor, and Sam (player of Tordek) still works there, so I get all my ink & steel at discount.
-- Worst Habit?
Smoking. Cursing. Drinking. Inappropriate jokes. Can't go to sleep/can't wake up. Hate showers. Eat junk food all the time. Spend too much time fucking around on the internet when I should be working.
-- If you saw me walking down the street, would you offer me a ride?
Dude, I don't have a car.
-- What is your favorite sport?
Eating pussy. And dammit, it SHOULD be a sport.
-- Do you have a pessimistic or optimistic attitude?
Cynical optimist - I hope for the best, and prepare for the worst.
-- What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
The Dungeons & Dragons movie, 2000, starring Thora Birch and Jeremy Irons.
-- Tell me one weird fact about you.
I once fell 35 ft. onto solid concrete, broke my pelvis in two places, chipped a chunk out of my tailbone and turned my left elbow into what the surgeon leter called "meat & bone jelly" and got up and walked away.
-- Do you have any pets?
Two - my doggy Burfurt and my rat, Bee-bee. Although, technically, neither of them are actually mine. They just live in my house and eat my food.
-- What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
I'd be all like, WOAH!
-- What was your first impression of me?
I was all like, WOAH!
-- Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
Neither - I think it's a damn tough job, and not one that I would want.
-- If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
I would look more like Matt Damon.
-- Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
Depends on the crime, man! If you're involved in one of those harmless, fun, victimless crimes, then, shit, count me in!
-- What color eyes do you have?
Green.
-- Ever been arrested?
No, thank the gods.
-- White or red wine?
A nice Shiraz, maybe?
-- If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
Invest in self publishing.
-- What's your favorite place to hang at?
Home.
-- Do you believe in ghosts?
If there were ghosts, we'd know by now. There would be SOME fucking proof.
-- Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
Can't decide between reading, writing, jerking off and sleeping.
-- Do you swear a lot?
Fuck yes.
-- Biggest pet peeve?
Waking up in the damn morning.
-- In one word, how would you describe yourself?
"Boomer".
-- Do you believe/appreciate romance?
Yes.
-- Do you believe in God?
Depends on the day.
-- Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?
Got it!
Oh, yes. Quite serious. We put on monocles and fake British accents before we kiss. The whole nine.
-- What was your dream growing up?
It had something to go with clowns and a shark in the swimming pool at the YMCA. I think that maybe the shark WAS a clown, actually, now that I think about it. Creeped me the hell out.
-- What talent do you wish you had?
It's probably not really a "talent", technically, but I'd sure like to be Good Will Hunting.
-- If I bought you a drink what would it be?
Free. For me, anyway. But as long as we were at my bar, it would be pretty cheap for you - four bucks, and I'd have a Corona, a Coke and a chilled shot of Absolut.
-- Favorite vegetable?
I'm insulted by the very idea that anyone could have a "favorite" of something so unsavory. Geh. It's like, "what's your favorite way to get punched in the face?" They ALL suck.
-- What was the last book you read?
Snow Crash, by Neal Stephenson. I read it once a year.
-- What zodiac sign are you?
Libra, year of the Monkey
-- Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
Oh, dear god, yes. I used to work at a tattoo parlor, and Sam (player of Tordek) still works there, so I get all my ink & steel at discount.
-- Worst Habit?
Smoking. Cursing. Drinking. Inappropriate jokes. Can't go to sleep/can't wake up. Hate showers. Eat junk food all the time. Spend too much time fucking around on the internet when I should be working.
-- If you saw me walking down the street, would you offer me a ride?
Dude, I don't have a car.
-- What is your favorite sport?
Eating pussy. And dammit, it SHOULD be a sport.
-- Do you have a pessimistic or optimistic attitude?
Cynical optimist - I hope for the best, and prepare for the worst.
-- What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
Probably try to get a round of "Day-oh!" started. I fucking LOVE that song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrgGuW9qp7A
-- Worst thing to ever happen to you?
The Dungeons & Dragons movie, 2000, starring Thora Birch and Jeremy Irons.
-- Tell me one weird fact about you.
I once fell 35 ft. onto solid concrete, broke my pelvis in two places, chipped a chunk out of my tailbone and turned my left elbow into what the surgeon leter called "meat & bone jelly" and got up and walked away.
-- Do you have any pets?
Two - my doggy Burfurt and my rat, Bee-bee. Although, technically, neither of them are actually mine. They just live in my house and eat my food.
-- What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
I'd be all like, WOAH!
-- What was your first impression of me?
I was all like, WOAH!
-- Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
Neither - I think it's a damn tough job, and not one that I would want.
-- If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
I would look more like Matt Damon.
-- Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
Depends on the crime, man! If you're involved in one of those harmless, fun, victimless crimes, then, shit, count me in!
-- What color eyes do you have?
Green.
-- Ever been arrested?
No, thank the gods.
-- White or red wine?
A nice Shiraz, maybe?
-- If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
Invest in self publishing.
-- What's your favorite place to hang at?
Home.
-- Do you believe in ghosts?
If there were ghosts, we'd know by now. There would be SOME fucking proof.
-- Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
Can't decide between reading, writing, jerking off and sleeping.
-- Do you swear a lot?
Fuck yes.
-- Biggest pet peeve?
Waking up in the damn morning.
-- In one word, how would you describe yourself?
"Boomer".
-- Do you believe/appreciate romance?
Yes.
-- Do you believe in God?
Depends on the day.
-- Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?
No.