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zephyrofgod) wrote2007-11-11 02:49 pm
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Game Quotes – November 10th, 2007
Still on Age of Worms Adventure path. Some fairly good nuggets here, but it was a quieter game than normal.
Cast
Elemental Savant
Dragonborn
Thrikreen
Half-Drow
Bender
Gnome
Kobold
DM: People pop in and out of Bender more often than not.
Gnome: Warforged porn?
There's people coming out of the me that didn't come into the me. -Bender
You wake up, you poofify yourself. -DM
I talk with squirrels! Chikoo chikoo chikoo! -Gnome, almost baleful polymorphed into a squirrel as punishment
You did a Dan, not a Ryu. -Half-Drow on the Bender's Ki Strike failing
It's only virgin until I get over there, and then I'm going to have sex with it. - Kobold, on the Gnome's virgin alcoholic (?) drink
When I think about you, I wound myself. - Half-Drow
You hit her with your puke. She's not pleased. - DM
The Warlock is now a squirrel. - DM
A squirrel-lock? - Bender
And I get the banner of Heart! - Kobold
The taint is strong with this one. - Gnome
The Church of Lathander Day Saints? - Kobold
Dragonborn: Because Pelor does bad things to his clerics.
Half-Drow: I didn't know Pelor was a Catholic!
DM: Creeping up over the cliff...
Half-Drow: Dammit! It's my mom!
Come for the breadsticks, stay for the brains: Undead Olive Garden! - Half-Drow
DM: You're going to rent her girlfriend's womb?
Kobold: I'm willing to wait until it's available!
You and your girlfriend are the Brangelina of this setting. None of your kids'll look the same, and they'll walk into combat going, “are you my daddy?” - DM, about the gnome and Dr Girlfriend
Kobold: I need healing.
Dragonborn: If we're out of initiative, I'll just bonk you with the rod.
The black dragons bravely ran away away
Kobold killed their leader today
Oh Brave Sir Kobold
Kobold kicked the dragon's ugly butt
The other dragons lost their nuts... - Bender, to the tune of “Oh Brave Sir Robin”
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Still on Age of Worms Adventure path. Some fairly good nuggets here, but it was a quieter game than normal.
Cast
Elemental Savant
Dragonborn
Thrikreen
Half-Drow
Bender
Gnome
Kobold
DM: People pop in and out of Bender more often than not.
Gnome: Warforged porn?
There's people coming out of the me that didn't come into the me. -Bender
You wake up, you poofify yourself. -DM
I talk with squirrels! Chikoo chikoo chikoo! -Gnome, almost baleful polymorphed into a squirrel as punishment
You did a Dan, not a Ryu. -Half-Drow on the Bender's Ki Strike failing
It's only virgin until I get over there, and then I'm going to have sex with it. - Kobold, on the Gnome's virgin alcoholic (?) drink
When I think about you, I wound myself. - Half-Drow
You hit her with your puke. She's not pleased. - DM
The Warlock is now a squirrel. - DM
A squirrel-lock? - Bender
And I get the banner of Heart! - Kobold
The taint is strong with this one. - Gnome
The Church of Lathander Day Saints? - Kobold
Dragonborn: Because Pelor does bad things to his clerics.
Half-Drow: I didn't know Pelor was a Catholic!
DM: Creeping up over the cliff...
Half-Drow: Dammit! It's my mom!
Come for the breadsticks, stay for the brains: Undead Olive Garden! - Half-Drow
DM: You're going to rent her girlfriend's womb?
Kobold: I'm willing to wait until it's available!
You and your girlfriend are the Brangelina of this setting. None of your kids'll look the same, and they'll walk into combat going, “are you my daddy?” - DM, about the gnome and Dr Girlfriend
Kobold: I need healing.
Dragonborn: If we're out of initiative, I'll just bonk you with the rod.
The black dragons bravely ran away away
Kobold killed their leader today
Oh Brave Sir Kobold
Kobold kicked the dragon's ugly butt
The other dragons lost their nuts... - Bender, to the tune of “Oh Brave Sir Robin”
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