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Game Quotes – November 10th, 2007

Still on Age of Worms Adventure path. Some fairly good nuggets here, but it was a quieter game than normal.

Cast
Elemental Savant
Dragonborn
Thrikreen
Half-Drow
Bender
Gnome
Kobold

DM: People pop in and out of Bender more often than not.
Gnome: Warforged porn?

There's people coming out of the me that didn't come into the me. -Bender

You wake up, you poofify yourself. -DM

I talk with squirrels! Chikoo chikoo chikoo! -Gnome, almost baleful polymorphed into a squirrel as punishment

You did a Dan, not a Ryu. -Half-Drow on the Bender's Ki Strike failing

It's only virgin until I get over there, and then I'm going to have sex with it. - Kobold, on the Gnome's virgin alcoholic (?) drink

When I think about you, I wound myself. - Half-Drow

You hit her with your puke. She's not pleased. - DM

The Warlock is now a squirrel. - DM
A squirrel-lock? - Bender

And I get the banner of Heart! - Kobold

The taint is strong with this one. - Gnome

The Church of Lathander Day Saints? - Kobold

Dragonborn: Because Pelor does bad things to his clerics.
Half-Drow: I didn't know Pelor was a Catholic!

DM: Creeping up over the cliff...
Half-Drow: Dammit! It's my mom!

Come for the breadsticks, stay for the brains: Undead Olive Garden! - Half-Drow

DM: You're going to rent her girlfriend's womb?
Kobold: I'm willing to wait until it's available!

You and your girlfriend are the Brangelina of this setting. None of your kids'll look the same, and they'll walk into combat going, “are you my daddy?” - DM, about the gnome and Dr Girlfriend

Kobold: I need healing.
Dragonborn: If we're out of initiative, I'll just bonk you with the rod.

The black dragons bravely ran away away
Kobold killed their leader today
Oh Brave Sir Kobold
Kobold kicked the dragon's ugly butt
The other dragons lost their nuts... - Bender, to the tune of “Oh Brave Sir Robin”

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rofl Awww, I wish I could have been there!! And not passed out on mom's couch contemplating the tastiness of braaaaiins.

And this weekend I'm in Vegas, so no game for me! ... then comes Turkey day. ... gorram scheduling. *mutters angrily*

It happens.

Get better, okay?

Yes, you definitely need to get better soon. and when time and circumstances permit, you should come to game so I can meet this legendary player of the Sun Elf Healer that I hear all these half stories about.

And then since I've been told she doens't have a specific deity I can do my cleric-y duties and try to convert her to Tamara.

And Z, before you get mad... Unlike the Kobold (who tries to convert EVERYONE to Bahamut), I'm only trying to convert people to the Draconic pantheon. And that's only if they have no diety, or if having an additional diety is allowed by their previous religion. Because hey, havign a god look out for you , or more than one, is better than none. It jsut so happens that this time the diety coincides with that of Filthrip.

And it makes sense...
You have a Sun Elf Healer giving birth to a half-dragon.
Who better for her to worship than the Holy (Mother/Sister/Daughter of Bahumut) Silver Dragon of the Sun and Mistress of the Healing arts.

You can't get much more appropriate than that.

But...

She's already in the Elven Pantheon! Considering she's an elf, that just makes so much sense.

I'll have to check her sheet again, but let me check which one she is.

Personally, I always figured she worshipped Hanali Celanil, the elven goddess of love and beauty. Valley Girl Healer leads to Valley Girl goddess, it seems to me.

Precisely. (And that sounds right.)

Hey! How'd you remember that. ;D

I'm pretty sure I had Hanali down for the Sun Elf's deity. And if not, she really needs to be. As you said, it logically follows. ... Poor Sun Elf. You know she's just living in fear of the day her parents figure out where she is.

And I can just imagine the healer going "WHAT! You didn't tell your parents?! SHIT! I'm in TROUBLE!"

Lord.

Gotta love the gnome and her jailbait girlfriend. :P

OMG. You're going to make Vadania THINK about RELIGION??! lol

... I guess it'll depend on how this goddess feels about sex. Lots, and lots of sex. And also, shopping. I'm not sure she could worship a goddess who didn't totally get retail therapy.

I'm still rather surprised you didn't pick Sune (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sune).

Oh, and we need to name our son now, too. Something tells me that when the half-copper girl and her nearly-twin brother are born, we're going to end up with some sort of near kidnapping. Hire bodyguards so that Uncle Dragonborn, Uncle Kobold, and Uncle Bender don't make away with them to boarding school at the Temple of Bahamut.

Bah, I'm gonna have an adopted child of my own to worry about. I just want to tell them bedtime stories, not send them off to boarding school.

And if she already has a diety, I'm not one to try and force one upon her. I had just been told she didn't have one.

I'll have to check her sheet (which Monster says is Bahamut now due to an eraser "accident") again, but eh.

Poppy Bahamut is cool, but I think even he would say that he doesn't have to be worshipped by everyone.

You have fun explaining that to the Monster. :P

Hanali? Oh, she's just fine with sex. A lot of half-elves consider her their patron, and you don't get them without the occasional horizontal mambo going on.

If you're going for a human deity, though, Sharess (one of Sune's underlings) might be more appropriate. Patron goddess of pleasure and festhalls. "Festhall" of course, should be read as "brothel".

Lord.

Next thing we know, she'll be running the harem out of the stronghold.