More idiocy from game!

[zephyrofgod]

Yep, I'm back with more buttnuggets of joy. Or pain. I'm not sure which.

Anyway, the characters this week include the dragonborn, the whisper gnome, and then two which have not been introduced. The Bender apparently had a long lost relation (yes, we made Flexo), so as a cameo, a player from previous campaigns came back to hang out and play. In addition to Flexo is the Elemental Savant, fire-type, and by this point, he's pretty much a fire elemental. More idiocy ensued. Read on.

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Gnome: Hey [dragonborn], I need to be bonked!
Dragonborn: How much do you need so I know when to stop?
(in reply to needing to be whacked with a wand of cure light)

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Elemental Savant: Let's play anal rape the dinosaur!

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DM: [Flexo] did not quite anal rape him enough!

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Elemental Savant: And let the power of Cthulhu console me!
Gnome: Dude, Cthulhu won't console you. He'd eat you instead.

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(Okay, so I seem to have a flatulence issue right now, and the Flexo whined about the stench and the fact that the alcoholic beverages were on the other side of the room...right next to where I'm sitting. The DM's reply.)

DM: You have a choice to make: booze, or the ability to breathe.

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(The gnome woke up with severe nightmares on the current quest - sleeping was a bad idea.)

Flexo: She had a nightmare where she was married to a man and she had *gasp* NORMAL SEX!

(few more minutes)

Flexo: (imitating the gnomes) Why can't we put that in your ass?

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There you have it! This game is very quickly reaching levels of contamination that can't be contained!



Crossposted to rpgquotes

Comments

[lrdfaelan.livejournal.com]

You have a sick group. Wish I was closer so I could play too!

[zephyrofgod.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I love our group.

Even during the mind-numbing aspects of it, too.

[corros.livejournal.com]

Thanks for posting these! It's great to see them in text.

enjoy your trip!

-Shaun (the Dragonborn)

[zephyrofgod.livejournal.com]

Yeah, and the 'Monster is actually kicking himself for leaving game. And provided I'm back in time, I'll be there at game, too.

[corros.livejournal.com]

Awesome. and btw, we have a mutual random friend. You on LJ, me in RL. :D