I've become enough of a cantankerous old fuddy-duddy that I'd be tempted to ask for the Shortest Calontir Peerage Ceremony on Record: TRM call me in, the herald reads the scroll, the herald hands the scroll to TRM who hand it to me, and I process out. I hate frippery when it's directed at me, and, besides, why cause a court to be longer when there's a party to be had?