Cathus and I are not right in the head.

[zephyrofgod]

Remind me to never flip off a comment that could actually give someone a bad idea.

This is why.

(10:37:51 AM) zephyrofgod: Just as long as the baronies don't fight over who gets me, I'm fine. :P
(10:41:26 AM) zephyrofgod: But anyway.
(10:42:33 AM) Cathus: Last I heard they were going to do a double-elim tourney among the baronial champions to decide who gets you. I know there was some discussion about allowing the shires and colleges to "hire" champions as well.
(10:43:14 AM) Cathus: TRMs champions are not allowed to participate, because they already have you
(10:43:56 AM) zephyrofgod: ...ow.
(10:44:11 AM) zephyrofgod: That hurts my head.
(10:44:50 AM) Cathus: lol
(10:45:19 AM) Cathus: tentative schedule is for next lilies
(10:45:34 AM) zephyrofgod: ...don't you even freaking dare bring this up as serious.
(10:45:37 AM) Cathus: Although, again, there has been talk of doing it at Kris Kinder
(10:45:43 AM) zephyrofgod: I know people who would take this too seriously.
(10:45:50 AM) Cathus: :-P
(10:46:20 AM) Cathus: Hey - you know - anyone who wants can sponsor a tourney
(10:46:27 AM) zephyrofgod: I know.
(10:46:34 AM) zephyrofgod: That's what I was afraid of.
(10:46:37 AM) Cathus: like me, f'rinstance
(10:46:41 AM) Cathus: :-D
(10:46:44 AM) zephyrofgod: *face-palm*
(10:46:46 AM) zephyrofgod: NO.
(10:46:51 AM) Cathus: pleeeaase??
(10:46:56 AM) zephyrofgod: *sigh*
(10:46:59 AM) Cathus: it'd be lots of fun!
(10:47:05 AM) zephyrofgod: Only if I get a lot of fun out of it.
(10:47:14 AM) zephyrofgod: And dammit, there better be a flirting component.
(10:47:15 AM) Cathus: Oh, I'm sure we could arrange that
(10:47:17 AM) zephyrofgod: Maybe a dancing one.
(10:47:53 AM) Cathus: Well, each of the champions would have to plead their case to you beforehand
(10:48:05 AM) Cathus: And you would allow them into the tourney, or not, depending on that
(10:48:20 AM) zephyrofgod: ...okay...you almost have me talked into this.
(10:48:39 AM) zephyrofgod: Semifinal is a dance-off.
(10:48:51 AM) Cathus: oh - yes!
(10:49:07 AM) Cathus: because all fighters must know how to dance
(10:49:11 AM) zephyrofgod: Absolutely!
(10:49:22 AM) zephyrofgod: And no, putting them through Argeers is just not right.
(10:49:28 AM) zephyrofgod: No, not semis.
(10:49:30 AM) zephyrofgod: Finals.
(10:49:33 AM) Cathus: you would choose the dances
(10:49:37 AM) zephyrofgod: *evil grin*
(10:49:43 AM) Cathus: Or, better, allow the fighters to choose their dances
(10:49:52 AM) zephyrofgod: To prove to me they can dance them?
(10:49:55 AM) Cathus: allow them to show thier stuff
(10:50:00 AM) zephyrofgod: Nice.
(10:50:01 AM) zephyrofgod: :D
(10:50:09 AM) zephyrofgod: ...yeah.
(10:50:10 AM) zephyrofgod: Okay.
(10:50:15 AM) zephyrofgod: You have me talked into this.
(10:50:16 AM) Cathus: harder dances are worth more
(10:50:22 AM) Cathus: crap
(10:50:27 AM) zephyrofgod: Ly Bens gets no points.
(10:50:27 AM) zephyrofgod: :P
(10:50:29 AM) Cathus: no I have to organize something
(10:50:35 AM) zephyrofgod: You started it.
(10:50:36 AM) Cathus: *now*
(10:50:40 AM) Cathus: i kow
(10:50:44 AM) Cathus: *know*
(10:50:49 AM) zephyrofgod: *points and laughs*
(10:50:53 AM) Cathus: i moo kow
(10:50:58 AM) Cathus: i bark dog
(10:51:42 AM) Cathus: hmmm - we need an appropriate title for the tourney
(10:52:04 AM) zephyrofgod: Shake Your Groove Thang?
(10:52:05 AM) Cathus: The "Take Constantia home with you tourney"?
(10:52:06 AM) zephyrofgod: *ducks*
(10:52:11 AM) zephyrofgod: Dude.
(10:52:14 AM) Cathus: lol!
(10:52:20 AM) zephyrofgod: That's so not right.
(10:52:35 AM) Cathus: I know!
(10:52:39 AM) Cathus: :-D
(10:52:44 AM) zephyrofgod: *face-palm*
(10:53:00 AM) zephyrofgod: Something tells me we're not going to come up with a better one.
(10:53:14 AM) Cathus: I dunno\
(10:53:21 AM) Cathus: we have lots of time to think about it
(10:53:30 AM) Cathus: we could also expand it a little if you want
(10:53:43 AM) Cathus: include all the "homeless" citizens of Calontir
(10:53:55 AM) zephyrofgod: Which could include the contact groups.
(10:54:00 AM) zephyrofgod: Which could be fun.
(10:54:03 AM) Cathus: That would get Alessandra into it
(10:54:08 AM) zephyrofgod: Yep.
(10:54:09 AM) zephyrofgod: :D
(10:54:31 AM) Cathus: HOmes for the Homeless tourney?
(10:54:45 AM) Cathus: Take a beggar home with you tourney?
(10:55:18 AM) zephyrofgod: Habitat for...
(10:55:20 AM) zephyrofgod: Bah.
(10:55:31 AM) Cathus: The tourney for snort-inducement of Constantia
(10:55:49 AM) zephyrofgod: And you know, every damn person who knows me would be lined up to compete.