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[zephyrofgod]

1. You are in the Witness Protection Program and must invent a new first, last, and middle name. What's your new name?Amity Rose Bliss. How delightfully Brit.

2. You are in a threesome with two famous people, alive or dead, who would they be?
Ewww. Threesome. Eeeew. Could I opt out? If I can't, then Kenneth Branagh and Liam Neeson.



3. You are in charge of naming your new band. What's the name of the band? What's the name of their first album?
Untitled Feature Debut by Insanity or Life



4. You are going to get a free tattoo. What and where is it?
A triquetra on my left ankle.



5. You are being forced to listen to one song over and over, ad infinitum, as a form of torture. What song is it?
Ack. Bad. The Barney theme.



6. You are leaving your state/province. What state do you move to?
Washington State.



7. You are leaving your country? Where would you move to?
Ireland or Scotland.



8. You get to choose one book as the best ever written. What book do you choose?
The Prince by Niccolo Machiavelli.



9. You get to choose one movie as the best ever made. What movie do you choose?
Lord of the Rings Trilogy (not the craptastic animated version, either)



10. You get to spend one day each as a bird, an insect, and a mammal. What bird would you be? What insect? What mammal?
Eagle, praying mantid, and polar bear.



12. You must relive one year of your life. Which would you least like to relive? Which would you most like to relive?
I'd like to relive (and redo) 2002, as that marked my best year in terms of social life, but my worst in terms of grades. As for least like, it'd probably be 2000, because I resisted my parents the most that year, and I was generally miserable.



13. You have a time machine that will take you backwards anywhere from 1800 to the present. What decade do
you most want to visit?
I'd love to see Victorian England, and see how Queen Vic was.



14. You must choose to go skydiving or very-deep-sea diving.
Sky diving. I feel that abyssal sea-diving is too risky for me.



15. You get to return to the past (using that handy dandy time machine we were talking about before) and have a sexual encounter with a rock star who is no longer alive. Who do you pick?
Johnny Cash. Hands down.



16. You get to be a contestant on any game show, airing today or in the past. What show do you want to be on?
The Match Game.



17. You are given $1 million dollars but you must give it all to one charity. What charity do you choose?
Episcopal Relief and Development.



18. You must ban one word from the dictionary and all usage, to be no longer uttered or written. What word do you ban?
Bitch. There's nothing worse than being called one and having no recourse. Guys don't have it that bad.



19. You can have 100 million dollars tax free but if you take it, you'll die at the age of fifty. Do you take it?
Yes. Besides, I'd get a chance to retire early, see the world, and provide for my children and husband.

Say...

Where's question eleven?

Comments

What?

[dragoncaller.livejournal.com]

You didn't like the animated LotR? Back then, when it first came out, that was gold! It was all we had! Sword and socery Fantasy was lower on the socical scale than Trekies. We finally had a main stream movie that would could unite under and say, 'Look, we're not freaks and losers. Frodo Lives!' Frodo Lives was our battle cry for a decade. Rankin and Bass, were there's a whip, there's a way. Ralph Bashi, he da man. Took balls of Mithrl to put that stuff up on the screen back then. It was a labor of love. They didn't make their money back on that deal, then did it for the love of the genre.
The animated shows ruled!

Re: What?

[zephyrofgod.livejournal.com]

I watched them when I was four and I had a bunch of kids at the babysitter's who liked the series, so that's all we watched.

It also didn't help that I was freakin' scared by it.

But then again, I was four at the time. Everything scared me.

Re: What?

[dragoncaller.livejournal.com]

So, now that you're no longer 4, you should rent the Ralph Bakshi and Rankin and Bass cartoons and watch them, appreciating that these animations were done before computers and before photocopiers. Each cell was hand drawn and painted.
Well worth your time.

Re: What?

[zephyrofgod.livejournal.com]

The boys own them, and in fact, over winter break, we had Sauron-a-thon, where we watched every LotR movie that we owned.

I think it's because I just don't like cartoons.

But then again, I've always been that way.

Re: What?

[dragoncaller.livejournal.com]

P'Raps your watching the wrong Animation. Have you watched anything by Hayo Miazaki? Howl's Moving Castle? Spirited Away?

Re: What?

[zephyrofgod.livejournal.com]

Yes, though, like with most movies, I can't sit still.

Howl's Moving Castle was on last night, I believe, on AMC.

Re: What?

[dragoncaller.livejournal.com]

Can't sit still?
Have you tried Epoxy?

And another thing

[dragoncaller.livejournal.com]

I do like that new icon. What's that you're holding?

Re: And another thing

[zephyrofgod.livejournal.com]

A big ol' hunk of quartz.

I disagree

[dragoncaller.livejournal.com]

Bitch. Guys don't have it that bad
There is a word for guys that is, p'raps, just as cutting with no recourse. It hits below the belt and wounds deeply. Many a fight has started with its use for a man has no response save violence. Like bitch, it's original intent was harmless.
A bundle of sticks.
The word is, Fag.
Guys don't throw the word around, we fear it's use too much. When women use it, its intent is to goad him into doing something stupid, and like little puppies we do.