More gaming nonsense!

And yet another entertaining bunch of quotes from game last night. What compounded it was our Bender was LARPing getting drunk...again, so you'll see a lot of quotes from the Bender. Additionally, my lesbian gnome is now pregnant (all because the DM has a sick sense of humour, and because the gnome made called shots with her hand crossbow into a titan's testicle...all in the name of SNEAK ATTACK! So, she's pregnant with a half-titan, half-whisper gnome. What is the world coming to?)

The cast this week:
The DM (what else...DM!)
The silver dragon kobold Vassal of Bahamut (Kobold)
The lesbian whisper gnome rogue (Gnome)
The dragonborn goblin cleric of Lathander and Tamara (Dragonborn)
The warforged drunken master (Bender)

( And without further ado... )

And there we have it, folks. You have fun with it.

Crossposted to rpgquotes.

More gaming nonsense!

And yet another entertaining bunch of quotes from game last night. What compounded it was our Bender was LARPing getting drunk...again, so you'll see a lot of quotes from the Bender. Additionally, my lesbian gnome is now pregnant (all because the DM has a sick sense of humour, and because the gnome made called shots with her hand crossbow into a titan's testicle...all in the name of SNEAK ATTACK! So, she's pregnant with a half-titan, half-whisper gnome. What is the world coming to?)

The cast this week:
The DM (what else...DM!)
The silver dragon kobold Vassal of Bahamut (Kobold)
The lesbian whisper gnome rogue (Gnome)
The dragonborn goblin cleric of Lathander and Tamara (Dragonborn)
The warforged drunken master (Bender)

( And without further ado... )

And there we have it, folks. You have fun with it.

Crossposted to rpgquotes.