Date: 2007-11-06 10:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] corros.livejournal.com
Yeah, Walmart is our only option most of the time. What are you going to do about it? I'm not thrilled with them either. And I have to drive 35 minutes to get to Them as opposed to 5-10 minutes.

They talked me into one of those 'puters as well.

But yeah, I spend money elsewhere when possible, and from the slaves of sam when I have to. And when something goes wrong, I take advantage of that as best I can. *Evil laughter*

I'm gonna be Sooo broke later. Er now. I just placed an order on mini market for me and Mr. DM. Unfortunately/luckily they haven't made a gnome half-titan mini yet. I don't imagine there is much call for that. Something tells me I should see about asking the DM if I can use some spells from the BoEF. I can think of a few 0 level spells that would be of use right about now.
and a 3rd level spell that does what I was talking about using Polymorph to do.

Sorry for bringing geekyness into a non-geeky post. I shall commence with the hiding.

Date: 2007-11-07 03:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zephyrofgod.livejournal.com
Unfortunately, there's little I can do as of this moment. The minute I can move out of this God-forsaken town (into hopefully a city where I don't have to HAVE to go to the Mart of Wal), the better, but I need to graduate, first.

Lord. Do not mention to Chris. Do not mention that the first thing the gnome's going to try to do is get a bit of healing from Dr Girlfriend and uh...remove the growing alien. Yeah. Aliens. :P

And do, just to break Chris. The thing I really want to do is recreate the Orgasmarator from Orgasmo. Actually, he and I have been trying to work out the kinks on that (no pun intended) so my gnome could really have fun pranking party members.

And have you not noticed by now? My LJ is chock-full of non-geeky posts made geeky. It happens. :P

Date: 2007-11-07 05:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] corros.livejournal.com
Bah on this whole character pregnancy negativity. Life has given you a beholder and you're thinking "Oh crap, here is a monster with multiple attacks that could kill or incapacitate me with anyone of them." instead of "Think of all the money I'll make once this thing is dead and Bender is making beer out of it."

Depending on how mystically protected the pregnancy is (if it is at all), you could lobby for part of the little mutant's Natural AC and DR.

Besides Wah-Keen (yes, I probably mispelled that) might consider a Half-Titan from one of her clerics to be a good investment. and you know how Wah-Keen is about investments.

And if you do carry to term, by my calculation it'll be time for the Dragonborn's gift giving celebration/storytime thing that The Monster was all ga-ga for shortly there after.

I'll start with the hiding now.

Date: 2007-11-07 07:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zephyrofgod.livejournal.com
I hope Cthulhu eats you. :P

And the Monster is still trying to figure out what he wants... (like he has room to lobby) Meanwhile, Chris has figured out that Dr Girlfriend and the Gnome'll deliver at the same time, thereabouts.

That is, if the gnome decides to carry to term.

Date: 2007-11-07 09:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] corros.livejournal.com
Bah, if anything, I make him look better by comparison. My mere presense is gift enough. and I was wrong. I ahve to go to a temple of Bahamut shortly after you two lovely ladies deliver your offspring.

The gift giving thing is the longest day of the year, which I should probably ask Chris how far away it is.

As to the decision, I think it should fall to your own preference. But I think it's kinda cool, then again, it's not me.

Unfortunately this whole thing brings up discussions of whether or not D&D dieties consider intentional termination of pregancy evil.

And I'm gonna shut up and go to bed now.

Date: 2007-11-07 10:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zephyrofgod.livejournal.com
Monster's been threatening the same thing...I told him that kidnapping would probably incite an alignment shift.

Waukeen probably wouldn't care...but she's weird. Lathander would pissed, and so would all of the other deities that deal with birth would be rightfully upset.

Date: 2007-11-08 08:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] corros.livejournal.com
Uh. I don't mean to kidnap the offspring. Though Uncle dragonborn might fill their heads with thoughts of Chromatic Dragon slaying and settign undead aflame with holy fire.

What I meant is that when the gals give birth, it will be about a year after I became a dragonborn. Every year on the anniversery of their transformation, a dragonborn goes to a temple of Bahumut and they celebrate them for being so awesome.

So no kidnapping. But yeah, Lathander (and Chauntea) and probably Tamara would be lobying for the pregnancy to continue.

Date: 2007-11-08 08:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zephyrofgod.livejournal.com
Good lord. And you realise that the half-titan'd be taller than you in a year's time. :P

I kid.

And yes, still sick.

Date: 2007-11-07 07:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zephyrofgod.livejournal.com
And it's Waukeen.

Monster spelled it Joaquin once, so you're actually closer.

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