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We finally killed Dragotha in the Age of Worms adventure path. Yay! That being said, we didn't have too many quotes from this game (there was a lot of degeneration down the path of Beavis and Butthead, but what game doesn't have this?), but I've got the funniest ones, in my very humble opinion. One of the cohorts was reincarnated into a girl fairy from a boy halfling or something like that. I don't remember. But it was funny. So are these quotes. Go read.

Cast this week:
The DM
The Gnome (who shall so forth be known as Blessed Virgin Gnome)
The Bender
The Kobold
The Dragonborn
The Elemental Savant Halfling
The Formerly-Halfling Rogue, now Bugbear Rogue


“Yay! Splatter-happy fun time!” Bender

“Heh-heh-heh. You fisted it.” Kobold

“We can reincarcerate it later.” Kobold

“I'm going off to the Sherlock Holmes Holodeck now.” Bugbear

“It's pee-pee time.” Bender

Date: 2008-02-05 01:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lost-in-mowhere.livejournal.com
It was a female pixie from a male grimlock. Both half-pyroclastic dragon, of fourse. And then Blargh got changed YET AGAIN into a pseudodragon.

At this point, I don't think we even need to be ascribing a gender to xer. It's time to pull out the gender indeterminate pronouns, like i'd be using if Slaadi ever show up in game.

/makes mental note to introduce you to Xan'xost the Slaad, Planar Sage. "Hello, mortals. It am learning time now."

Date: 2008-02-06 05:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zephyrofgod.livejournal.com
You know, I (as in the Gnome) would more than likely break Xan'xost.

I mean, come ON, Blessed Virgin Gnome!

Date: 2008-02-06 03:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lost-in-mowhere.livejournal.com
You don't know how slaadi reproduce, do you?

Date: 2008-02-07 03:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zephyrofgod.livejournal.com
Actually, yes. :P

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