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[zephyrofgod]

If you are on my friends list, I want to know things about you. I don't care if we never talk, if you're more of a lurker, or if we already know everything about each other.

BE HONEST! Answer the questions in a comment, then repost on your own journal if you like.

Are you currently in a serious relationship?

What was your dream growing up?

What talent do you wish you had?

If I bought you a drink what would it be?

Favorite vegetable?

What was the last book you read?

What zodiac sign are you?

Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.

Worst Habit?

If you saw me walking down the street, would you offer me a ride?

What is your favorite sport?

Do you have a pessimistic or optimistic attitude?

What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?

Worst thing to ever happen to you?

Tell me one weird fact about you.

Do you have any pets?

What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?

What was your first impression of me?

Do you think clowns are cute or scary?

If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?

Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?

What color eyes do you have?

Ever been arrested?

White or red wine?

If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?

What's your favorite place to hang at?

Do you believe in ghosts?

Favorite thing to do in your spare time?

Do you swear a lot?

Biggest pet peeve?

In one word, how would you describe yourself?

Do you believe/appreciate romance?

Do you believe in God?

Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?

Comments

Got it!

[thatboomerkid-1.livejournal.com]

-- Are you currently in a serious relationship?

Oh, yes. Quite serious. We put on monocles and fake British accents before we kiss. The whole nine.

-- What was your dream growing up?

It had something to go with clowns and a shark in the swimming pool at the YMCA. I think that maybe the shark WAS a clown, actually, now that I think about it. Creeped me the hell out.

-- What talent do you wish you had?

It's probably not really a "talent", technically, but I'd sure like to be Good Will Hunting.

-- If I bought you a drink what would it be?

Free. For me, anyway. But as long as we were at my bar, it would be pretty cheap for you - four bucks, and I'd have a Corona, a Coke and a chilled shot of Absolut.

-- Favorite vegetable?

I'm insulted by the very idea that anyone could have a "favorite" of something so unsavory. Geh. It's like, "what's your favorite way to get punched in the face?" They ALL suck.

-- What was the last book you read?

Snow Crash, by Neal Stephenson. I read it once a year.

-- What zodiac sign are you?

Libra, year of the Monkey

-- Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.

Oh, dear god, yes. I used to work at a tattoo parlor, and Sam (player of Tordek) still works there, so I get all my ink & steel at discount.

-- Worst Habit?

Smoking. Cursing. Drinking. Inappropriate jokes. Can't go to sleep/can't wake up. Hate showers. Eat junk food all the time. Spend too much time fucking around on the internet when I should be working.

-- If you saw me walking down the street, would you offer me a ride?

Dude, I don't have a car.

-- What is your favorite sport?

Eating pussy. And dammit, it SHOULD be a sport.

-- Do you have a pessimistic or optimistic attitude?

Cynical optimist - I hope for the best, and prepare for the worst.

-- What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?

Probably try to get a round of "Day-oh!" started. I fucking LOVE that song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrgGuW9qp7A

-- Worst thing to ever happen to you?

The Dungeons & Dragons movie, 2000, starring Thora Birch and Jeremy Irons.

-- Tell me one weird fact about you.

I once fell 35 ft. onto solid concrete, broke my pelvis in two places, chipped a chunk out of my tailbone and turned my left elbow into what the surgeon leter called "meat & bone jelly" and got up and walked away.

-- Do you have any pets?

Two - my doggy Burfurt and my rat, Bee-bee. Although, technically, neither of them are actually mine. They just live in my house and eat my food.

-- What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?

I'd be all like, WOAH!

-- What was your first impression of me?

I was all like, WOAH!

-- Do you think clowns are cute or scary?

Neither - I think it's a damn tough job, and not one that I would want.

-- If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?

I would look more like Matt Damon.

-- Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?

Depends on the crime, man! If you're involved in one of those harmless, fun, victimless crimes, then, shit, count me in!

-- What color eyes do you have?

Green.

-- Ever been arrested?

No, thank the gods.

-- White or red wine?

A nice Shiraz, maybe?

-- If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?

Invest in self publishing.

-- What's your favorite place to hang at?

Home.

-- Do you believe in ghosts?

If there were ghosts, we'd know by now. There would be SOME fucking proof.

-- Favorite thing to do in your spare time?

Can't decide between reading, writing, jerking off and sleeping.

-- Do you swear a lot?

Fuck yes.

-- Biggest pet peeve?

Waking up in the damn morning.

-- In one word, how would you describe yourself?

"Boomer".

-- Do you believe/appreciate romance?

Yes.

-- Do you believe in God?

Depends on the day.

-- Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?

No.

Re: Got it!

[zephyrofgod.livejournal.com]

-- What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?

I'd be all like, WOAH!

Ironically, I was thinking about making a pilgrimage to Macomb. It's not that far from where I currently live (about three and a half-four hours or so). But that was a few years back. Before I realised that I've got life to take care of first.

Then again, it did have a Pagliai's Pizza, much like Maryville, and Kirksville, MO do now. (Does it still exist?)