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zephyrofgodOkay, so I don't have a good Star Wars-related icon. You'll just have to take Cthulhu instead.
Quotes from our Star Wars game.
We have four main characters (we have five, but for this session, we had four players): Brak, a Chadra-Fan (they're the bat people) Jedi, Bastard the Fatt, a morbidly obese Hutt that sells plumbing supplies and tractor painting services, Paploo, a Ewok Jedi who, because Endor hasn't been discovered yet, is often confused for being an undertall Wookiee. He also speaks Shyriwook, the Wookiee language. And then, a Zeltron noble, who often has to get everyone else out of trouble (read: legal counsel), named Soleil Moon Frye. I should mention that Soleil is a typically Zeltron name. And I might have a sick sense of humour. All of the game takes place before Alderaan is blown up by the Death Star, but not by much time.
Anyway.
This game session involved getting a bar on Bakura back on its feet and getting Zeltron waitresses for said bar to increase their (and ours, because we ended up with majority ownership. Tap dance, tap dance, tap dance).
The Chadra-Fan, on finding a Force sensitive Zeltron NPC and wanting to take her to his quarters: "It's okay for Jedis to masturbate!"
About Coruscant
Chadra-Fan: "It's a wretched hive of scum and villainy."
Hutt: "It's a wretched hive of capitalism and AWESOME!"
Hiring Zeltron waitresses
Hutt: "Okay, which one of you is not an aspiring actress?"
The Chadra-Fan, on wanting to get to know the Force sensitive Zeltron NPC better
Chadra-Fan: "What?! My intentions are pure!"
Hutt: "Mine aren't."
Finally, the Hutt dreaming about improving the bar, with accompanying sketch.
Hutt: "We should make a Jedi-themed bar! Call it 'The Great Jedi Purge'! With a neon sign outside of a Jedi puking the name of the bar!"
Quotes from our Star Wars game.
We have four main characters (we have five, but for this session, we had four players): Brak, a Chadra-Fan (they're the bat people) Jedi, Bastard the Fatt, a morbidly obese Hutt that sells plumbing supplies and tractor painting services, Paploo, a Ewok Jedi who, because Endor hasn't been discovered yet, is often confused for being an undertall Wookiee. He also speaks Shyriwook, the Wookiee language. And then, a Zeltron noble, who often has to get everyone else out of trouble (read: legal counsel), named Soleil Moon Frye. I should mention that Soleil is a typically Zeltron name. And I might have a sick sense of humour. All of the game takes place before Alderaan is blown up by the Death Star, but not by much time.
Anyway.
This game session involved getting a bar on Bakura back on its feet and getting Zeltron waitresses for said bar to increase their (and ours, because we ended up with majority ownership. Tap dance, tap dance, tap dance).
The Chadra-Fan, on finding a Force sensitive Zeltron NPC and wanting to take her to his quarters: "It's okay for Jedis to masturbate!"
About Coruscant
Chadra-Fan: "It's a wretched hive of scum and villainy."
Hutt: "It's a wretched hive of capitalism and AWESOME!"
Hiring Zeltron waitresses
Hutt: "Okay, which one of you is not an aspiring actress?"
The Chadra-Fan, on wanting to get to know the Force sensitive Zeltron NPC better
Chadra-Fan: "What?! My intentions are pure!"
Hutt: "Mine aren't."
Finally, the Hutt dreaming about improving the bar, with accompanying sketch.
Hutt: "We should make a Jedi-themed bar! Call it 'The Great Jedi Purge'! With a neon sign outside of a Jedi puking the name of the bar!"
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Date: 2010-05-31 05:19 am (UTC)