Game quotes! Again!
Jun. 15th, 2008 10:43 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Yes, more game quotes. We've been more prolific as of late, but, due to my crappy records, I'm sure I'm mixing weeks around. It's still funny, though.
The cast this week:
Blessed Virgin Gnome, post-partum.
The Kobold Paladin
The Bugbear Rogue
The Dragonbron Cleric
The Bender
The DM
DM: "Doing math. Doing math. File not found. Processing."
Kobold: "Bender, you have Final Fantasy Disease."
Bender: "On the next episode of DragonBall Z, the kobold is still rolling damage!"
Kobold: "I want a deus ex machina gun!"
Bender: "We're going to need the infernal Yellow Pages now."
DM: "...Bastion of Unborn Souls..."
Bender: "Starbucks?"
Bugbear: "Let's make him into kobold-braü, raise him, and make him drink himself!"
Dragonborn: "I imagine that I'll get a collect call someday from one of my three gods about that one guy..."
Bender: "Um...yeah. I'll need you to come in on Saturday..."
Kobold: "Stab it with your butt!"
Dragonborn: "And that's the gift that'll keep on giving."
Gnome: "Herpes?"
Bender: "It's non-Euclidean champagne."
Kobold: "I'm going to call him Caesar, as in Chicken Caesar Slaad!"
Bender, on seeing a kitchen IC covered in corpses: "I'm sure Jones Soda has a flavour for that."
Bugbear: "What you're saying is that there's a widow. Helllloooo."
Gnome: "Sucky-sucky...read book?"
DM, making face of both disbelief and horror: "Wait...what?!"
The cast this week:
Blessed Virgin Gnome, post-partum.
The Kobold Paladin
The Bugbear Rogue
The Dragonbron Cleric
The Bender
The DM
DM: "Doing math. Doing math. File not found. Processing."
Kobold: "Bender, you have Final Fantasy Disease."
Bender: "On the next episode of DragonBall Z, the kobold is still rolling damage!"
Kobold: "I want a deus ex machina gun!"
Bender: "We're going to need the infernal Yellow Pages now."
DM: "...Bastion of Unborn Souls..."
Bender: "Starbucks?"
Bugbear: "Let's make him into kobold-braü, raise him, and make him drink himself!"
Dragonborn: "I imagine that I'll get a collect call someday from one of my three gods about that one guy..."
Bender: "Um...yeah. I'll need you to come in on Saturday..."
Kobold: "Stab it with your butt!"
Dragonborn: "And that's the gift that'll keep on giving."
Gnome: "Herpes?"
Bender: "It's non-Euclidean champagne."
Kobold: "I'm going to call him Caesar, as in Chicken Caesar Slaad!"
Bender, on seeing a kitchen IC covered in corpses: "I'm sure Jones Soda has a flavour for that."
Bugbear: "What you're saying is that there's a widow. Helllloooo."
Gnome: "Sucky-sucky...read book?"
DM, making face of both disbelief and horror: "Wait...what?!"