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[zephyrofgod]

We did have game this weekend, though it was a much smaller group. (editrix' note: my grandfather passed away this weekend, and all I can do is wait...my friends and SO suggested game as distraction from grief. So, I went to game.)

The Cast
The Bender
The Gnome
The Kobold
The Dragonborn
The GM

Bender: So it's like super-sized arkansas?

Gnome: Also a supervised penis.

Bender: (while we're negotiating his sale/rental) Data quote.

Bender: The key is probably to the bathroom.
Gnome: Too many bean burritos.

Gnome: It's a dragon orgy?
GM and Dragonborn: Yes.

Bender: How does true-seeing work with beer goggles?

Bender starts various song parodies to the tune of "Let's build a snowman," from Cannibal the Musical

Gnome: The Hill Giants are Fuzzy Lumpkin, admit it.

GM: The Bender is now a smuggling unit for illegal immigrants...

DM: You'll have to teach them common, they only know Draconic.
Kobold: There's nothing wrong with Draconic, it's the language of the Dracons...

GM: Beer so strong you won't be able to move
Bender: Roofie-brau!

Comments

And who are you?

[dragoncaller.livejournal.com]

Tell me about your D&D character.
(Sounds like a meme)

Re: And who are you?

[dragoncaller.livejournal.com]

That and Department of Child and Families knocking on your door.

Re: And who are you?

[zephyrofgod.livejournal.com]

Actually, the healer stays at home (it's our excuse for why she's not out adventuring).

Re: And who are you?

[dragoncaller.livejournal.com]

And what good is a healer at home? That's like saying, "Oh, we leave the gun at home where it's safe. Mind if I run back and get it?"

Re: And who are you?

[zephyrofgod.livejournal.com]

She's a lesbian whisper gnome who loves sun elves (in fact, her girlfriend, played by summersdream, is an underage lesbian sun elf healer who is pregnant with a sun elf-copper dragon baby...because the gnome whored her out).

We think that one of these days, my DM's going to have the angered elven parents storm the castle where they live.

Re: And who are you?

[lost-in-mowhere.livejournal.com]

Yes, as I said, there have to be some challenges I save for when you guys get to Epic levels.

And your forgot to mention WHY Bender is smuggling illegal immigrants - you chose to stuff all 20 of the troglodytes who surrendered to the party, thanks to their ill treatment at thehands of the giants, and the kobold's... oh, 56 or so Diplomacy check (+42 modifier - 34 Charisma. Sigh.)

Re: And who are you?

[zephyrofgod.livejournal.com]

I'm just copy/pasting what corros sent me.

Normally, I'd write the context down.

Re: And who are you?

[corros.livejournal.com]

I'll help with the context later. I did it all in "shorthand"ish. for example. Data quote means Data's quote from episode 2 (or 3 if you don't count farpoint as 1 ep) of TNG about beign fully funcitonal and skilled in many techniques. which is mentioned almost constantly it seems. but the context was good this time, even if I only half jotted it down.