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[zephyrofgod]

We did have game this weekend, though it was a much smaller group. (editrix' note: my grandfather passed away this weekend, and all I can do is wait...my friends and SO suggested game as distraction from grief. So, I went to game.)

The Cast
The Bender
The Gnome
The Kobold
The Dragonborn
The GM

Bender: So it's like super-sized arkansas?

Gnome: Also a supervised penis.

Bender: (while we're negotiating his sale/rental) Data quote.

Bender: The key is probably to the bathroom.
Gnome: Too many bean burritos.

Gnome: It's a dragon orgy?
GM and Dragonborn: Yes.

Bender: How does true-seeing work with beer goggles?

Bender starts various song parodies to the tune of "Let's build a snowman," from Cannibal the Musical

Gnome: The Hill Giants are Fuzzy Lumpkin, admit it.

GM: The Bender is now a smuggling unit for illegal immigrants...

DM: You'll have to teach them common, they only know Draconic.
Kobold: There's nothing wrong with Draconic, it's the language of the Dracons...

GM: Beer so strong you won't be able to move
Bender: Roofie-brau!

Comments

Re: And who are you?

[zephyrofgod.livejournal.com]

I'm just copy/pasting what corros sent me.

Normally, I'd write the context down.

Re: And who are you?

[corros.livejournal.com]

I'll help with the context later. I did it all in "shorthand"ish. for example. Data quote means Data's quote from episode 2 (or 3 if you don't count farpoint as 1 ep) of TNG about beign fully funcitonal and skilled in many techniques. which is mentioned almost constantly it seems. but the context was good this time, even if I only half jotted it down.